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You have entered the realm of the gay

Hi I'm John, this blog is whatever the hell I want to post

Message me your skype so I can hit you up! Also I am cis male and I use male pronouns

If your looking for nudes you won't get them and will probably be blocked, sorry I don't like my body and I don't want to share it.

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mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon
estus-flask:

malformalady:

Square nipple tattoo(before and after) by Ben Wallenborn

why

estus-flask:

malformalady:

Square nipple tattoo(before and after) by Ben Wallenborn

why

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

aeqislash:

i didn’t know this existed. its cool as hell
source: http://www.tarot.com/astrology/celtic-signs

aeqislash:

i didn’t know this existed. its cool as hell

source: http://www.tarot.com/astrology/celtic-signs

utauatoa:

muttnipulative:

UGHHH

I’m crying

2000ish:

omg

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

lockserheart:

bluexinsanity:

ashenmelody:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Current mood: bartender from snk

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Current mood: bartender from K project

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Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama

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cheatsy:

helena:

cheatsy:

that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site

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FUCK

Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.
Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)
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nisuyaka:

>: D

  #what  

the-flowercrown-child:

saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

FUCK OFF

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience